Soccer Team Accused of Putting Sex Dolls in Seats

 Delon's Archives: May 21, 2020

 In the midst of a sports blackout, many die hard sports fans are searching around the globe for live sports. I have watched a few Korean league baseball games although the start time is usually around 2 a.m. eastern.

 I have also watched eSports, something I didn't know existed and even though I didn't know what the hell I was watching, it was a contest on Draftkings under the sports category so I threw some money down and even won a little.

 Nascar did have a successful event yesterday. The Real Hero's 400 race took place at Darlington with Kevin Harvick winning.

 I'm famously not a fan of soccer, I just don't get it. I don't understand a game that can finish with a scoreless tie. I don't understand why the game clock never stops running.

 Don't get me started on the grown men drinking Capri Sun and slamming orange wedges on the sidelines or the "injured" player rolling around in agony on the field like he's just been hit by a sniper, getting carted off only to run back in the game under his own power.

 Well I can now add the use of sex dolls as props as another reason to hate this sport.

 South Korean soccer team FC Seoul expressed "sincere remorse" after someone snapped pictures of what looked like sex dolls in the empty arena seats.

 The team said they wanted mannequins in the seats to add "an element of fun." The problem was the company that supplied the mannequins also manufacture sex dolls. The team said that Dalkom, the company who supplied the "mannequins", reassured them that the mannequins would not be sexual products.

 Yeah well either Dalkom lied or didn't care because sex dolls are what the team got and when the opponent showed up they complained and rightfully so.

 Neither FC Seoul nor Dalkom addressed why nearly all the mannequins were female in design. Can you imagine being on the field surrounded by sex dolls, it's a little creepy I wouldn't like the mannequins either. Congratulations soccer you did it again! Sex dolls at a sanctioned soccer match, that is outstanding.

 The K-League of South Korea advised players to avoid excessive goal celebrations, handshakes, spitting, talking closely and other things were banned on the field as part of antivirus measures.