Buffalo Bills selling urinals from old stadium

 The Buffalo Bills have a pretty big game tomorrow against the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL playoffs. I know a lot of die hard Bills fans and they sound like Cowboys fans when it comes to the playoffs, 'nothing is going to stop us this year', 'you'll see', 'there's no one in our way this year'. To that I'll say, there's always one opponent you have to be aware of and in this case it's the Bills. This regular season they have been their own worst enemy. 

One example is when the Bills traveled to Miami and lost to the lowly Dolphins. The Dolphins were a dumpster fire this season, so much so they got their head coach Mike McDaniel and his khaki pants fired but they beat the Bills. Another example is when the Atlanta Falcons, who fired their head coach and their general manager this year, beat the Bills...this is despite the Falcons being shut out 30-0 by the Carolina Panthers earlier this season. Bottomline Bills fans, take the playoffs one game at a time, if you win celebrate, drink and be merry and say to yourself 'that's one!' Good luck tomorrow!

The Bills have played their last game at Highmark Stadium and are moving across the street to the new stadium which will also be called Highmark. When a stadium or an arena or any sporting place that has some historical place in culture closes, some of the venue's items are going to be auctioned off. Collectors and degenerates errrr I mean resellers from around the world will be online waiting to get their hands on some of the items from the old Highmark.

The Bills have partnered with Collectible Xchange to sell the items to the public. All of the traditional items you would expect are going to be auctioned off. Seats, pieces of turf, even pieces of goal posts are all up for grabs. Another item up for grabs are the bathroom urinals and troughs!

According to Brandon Steinner, "People want those troughs. They want that kind of stuff, so we'll make that available...your talking about Buffalo, and people take a lot of pride in the stadium."

Hey Brandon what the hell are you talking about? I understand pride in the stadium...it's 53 years old. People probably have childhood memories of going to the games with loved ones and some seats would be cool and nostalgic. Where you lose me is trying to convice me that urinals are nostalgic. 

I've been to plenty of sporting events as a kid and Disney on Ice with my mom as a kid. When I had to use the bathroom I never thought 'wow this urinal would look so cool in my room.' Or as a man say to myself 'You know what this mancave really needs? A freaking urinal would be awesome! 

No, if anything it was the exact opposite. I remember how disgusting the men's bathrooms were...overcrowded, filthy, half of them so gross you couldn't use them...I'm sorry, there isn't enough sanitation or cleaning materials you could hit those things with that would make me bring that into my house. To each his own I guess. Anyone I know personally thinking about throwing one of these in your mancaves...never invite me again and any future events at your home I will have to regretfully decline.

 

Former Carolina Panthers player suing ex-wife for exposing his private parts

 Well, I guess I spoke to soon when I did a report about NFL coaches and their heads rolling because more of them got fired today including Ravens head coach Jon Harbaugh. Dude was the head coach of the Ravens for years! The Ravens did suffer a heartbreaking loss to end their season when their kicker missed the game winning field goal. Two days later you whack the head coach? Seems like an overreaction until you realize the Ravens did have a roller coaster season and the coach was getting criticized all year for not getting the ball to RB Derrick Henry enough...wow, I'm shocked. I put dude in my last blog because I assumed he was untouchable...I mean 18 years!

Well this report isn't about the Baltimore Ravens, its about the Carolina Panthers. Specifically, former player Matt Kalil and his ex-wife. Kalil's ex-wife Haley Baylee appeared in streamer Marlon Garcia's video making shocking claims about the former NFLer's penis size and how it was the cause for the end of their marriage. 

In a lawsuit filed Tuesday Kalil said, Haley's "invasive commentary" on the video ruined his attempt to stay out of the public eye after retiring from football. Kalil said what Haley said in the video "implied that the size of Plantiff's genitalia was a primary factor in the parties' divorce and claimed that sexual intercourse with Plantiff would leave her 'in tears."

The ex-wife wasn't done...also on the video she described Kalil's genitalia as "two coke cans, maybe even a third."

Kalil's said because of those remarks new wife Keilani Asmus started receiving messages that became "increasingly frequent, disturbing, and alarming in nature over time." Kalil said because of his ex-wife's remarks he received unwanted attention and invasive commentary from the public. There is an adult webcam site that offered Kalil $300,000 to appear on their website. 

Daryn Parker who is the Vice President of the adult website said, "We would like to offer you a $300,000 partnership to front our 'Big Confidence' campaign."

Hey Daryn! Didn't you hear what Kalil said? Dude just wanted to ride off into the sunset after his career. According to reports, his ex-wife Haley said that she wasn't expecting that one part of the interview to blow up. That's rich! The story has all three elements to go viral...sex, lies, and videotape...allegedly! Kalil is seeking a jury trial and damages.

End of NFL regular season means heads are going to roll for some teams

 The Baltimore Ravens and the Pittsburgh Steelers put on an absolute classic in a battle for the AFC North and the last remaining playoff spot. In the last two weeks the Ravens did everything they could to make the playoffs and the Steelers did the exact opposite. Pittsburgh tried their best to give away the AFC North on multiple occasions. Remember that Steelers kicker Chris Boswell missed an extra point towards the end of the game that would have given the Steelers a three point lead. It was the Ravens kicker Tyler Loop who missed the game winning field goal as time expired sending Pittsburgh into the Wild Card game. That game ended on two missed field goals in a row.

As stunned as Lamar Jackson and the Ravens are at last check head coach John Harbaugh still has his job. That can't be said for now former Las Vegas Raiders head coach Pete Carroll. Carroll and his Bubble Yum will be gone from the Raiders sidelines after one season.

The Atlanta Falcons decided to clean house as they fired both the head coach and the general manager. Coach Raheem Morris and GM Terry Fontenot both got the ax after the Falcons 19-17 win over the New Orleans Saints. Falcons owner Arthur Blank issued a statement, "The decision to move away from people who represent the organization so well and have a shared commitment to the values that are important to the organization is not an easy one, but the results on the field have not met our expectations or those of our fans and leadership. I wish Raheem and Terry the absolute best in their future pursuits."

In other words, I'm not paying you guys all of this money to keep finishing below .500...if you don't want to be 'future pursuited' get me a winning season.

This morning Cleveland decided to get rid of their head coach. The Browns fired Kevin Stefanski after six seasons. Jimmy and Dee Haslam, the owners of the Browns, said about Stefanski, "We appreciate all his hard work and dedication to our organization but our results over the last two seasons have not been satisfactory, and we believe a change at the head coaching position is necessary."

What do you mean the last two seasons? The Browns have been awful since before the expansion in 1999. I'm noticing a pattern here, if you lose more games than you win in multiple seasons, we have to future pursuit you.

That being said, how the hell does NY Giants GM Joe Schoen still have his gig? The Giants finished 4-13 this season and former head coach Brian Daboll got whacked before the season was finished. Daboll was fired for trying to get rookie QB Jaxson Dart killed this season by running him out there concussed and banged up...allegedly...and Schoen infamously overpaid Daniel Jones to keep him and ran off RB Saquon Barkley who then got traded to the Philadelphia Eagles and had a 2000 yard season on the way to a SuperBowl win...Oops! Then again there's a worse general manager that I can think of in Dallas but since he's also the owner I don't see him firing himself anytime soon.  

2025 College Football Playoffs: Quarterfinals

 So far the second annual NCAA college football playoffs in it's current 12 team state is doing everything a playoff should do. It's producing instant classics as well as upsets and surprises. For way too long the NCAA fought like hell to keep the Bowl Championship Series because for them it was basically a cash grab errrr I mean a way to culminate the season. However, every other legitimate sport's season culminates with a playoff and a National Championship. The BCS did that but it was usually decided behind closed doors and the smaller conferences had basically no shot to get into the title game...this format is so much better. Let teams play the game to decide the National Championship...what a concept!

We have reached the Final Four or the semifinals as they're calling it. Oregon vs Indiana and Ole Miss vs Miami. Each team had their own journey to get to the final four.

No. 5 Oregon: Did not have a bye in this tournament. They had to beat No. 12 James Madison and No. 4 Texas Tech to reach the semifinals.

No. 6 Ole Miss: Did not have a bye in this tournament. They had to beat No. 11 Tulane and No. 3 Georgia

No. 10 Miami: Did not have a bye in this tournament. They had to beat No. 7 Texas A&M and No. 2 Ohio State

No. 1 Indiana Did have a bye in this tournament...They had to beat No. 9 Alabama to reach the semifinals...

I didn't mention the other teams that did have a bye...Texas Tech, Georgia, and Ohio State. I did a report a long time ago about how I think the bye hurts a team more than it helps. I mean sure the injured players can rest up and have an extra week to get healthy, but the bye totally kills any momentum you have as a team on a winning streak or just playing in general.

Miami vs Ohio State was a great game despite Miami jumping out to a 14 point lead in the game. You just knew Ohio State was going to try to mount a comeback...they're way too good not too, but Miami held on and handed a stunned Ohio State team it's second loss of the season and eliminated last year's National Champion.

Ole Miss and Georgia played an absolute classic. A back and forth battle that resulted in a 39-34 win for Ole Miss.

The other two games were not evenly matched it seems...Oregon shut out Texas Tech 23-0 and Indiana almost shut out Alabama 38-3.

See, this is what I mean when I say the bye week is overrated. This is probably why in the NFL the Philadelphia Eagles choked away the No. 2 seed with a loss this afternoon to the Washington Commanders...now they'll have to face the 49ers next week but at least they'll have momentum!