There must be something in the water this summer. This is usually the slow period during sports. Sure we have baseball but the NBA, NFL, and NHL are in their off seasons. In previous years things would get so quiet reporters resorted to writing about venue conditions and the weather factor.
Not this year, in fact there hasn't been a slow news day in months. In the past week we've had an athlete complaining about blowing through over $100 million in career earnings.
Another athlete getting arrested for not paying his casino debts. By the way, a quick update on that case, turns out dude had the money but he just thought he would pay when he was good and ready, how'd that turn out?
Still another athlete just had his home raided for illegal gambling. Allegedly, a neighbor brought that operation down. I guess seeing a valet and armed guards and young women serving drinks and giving massages all in a residential house would stand out a little.
Despite Olympic gold medalist Sha'Carri Richardson beating down her boyfriend in an airport...allegedly, I'm going to briefly discuss celebrity parents and what the hell happens when it's time to name their kids.
DJ Steve Aoki is not only a new dad, congrats, but the latest celebrity to have a complete meltdown when it comes to naming his son. Rocky77...that's the kid's name and while it would make a good personalized license plate, it's stupid to call a kid that.
Hey look, I know that my name is unusual, my mom got it from a soap opera is what I understand, at least there's no number in my first name.
Gwyneth Paltrow naming her daughter Apple thinks Rocky77 is a stupid name.
Cardi B named her daughter Kulture, it's misspelled but at least she's not named after an ethnicity like Mariah Carey's kid Moroccan.
Elon Musk's kids take the cake as they all sound like software code. I get it it's all about creativity and celebrities are larger than life, but these are human beings at the end of the day not inordinate objects.
Next time mix in a book of baby names like everyone else does and stop naming your kids after fruit.
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